The Reminder is making its archives back to 2003 available on our website. Please note that, due to technical limitations, archive articles are presented without the usual formatting.
Sayings on T-shirts: - Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. - Make yourself at home and clean the kitchen. - Who ARE these kids and WHY are they calling ME Mom? - I thought I wanted a career? turns out I just wanted paychecks. - Don't bother me? I'm living happily ever after! - Do I look like a people person? - Is it time for your medication or mine? - I started out with nothing and still have most of it. - I pretend to work? they pretend to pay me! - If I throw a stick? will you chase it and just NOT bring it back? - Allow me to introduce my selves. - Whatever kind of look you were going for? you missed. - Don't worry? I forgot your name too! - Adults are just kids who owe money. - Nice perfume? must you marinate in it? - I'm not tense? I am just terribly, terribly alert! - Suburbia is when they tear out all the trees and then name the streets after them! - Sarcasm is one more service we offer. - Do they ever shut up on your planet? Found on resumes: - I have an excellent track record even though I am not a horse. - I am a rabid typist. - Proven ability to track down and correct erors. - References none? I left a path of destruction behind me. - Cover letter: Thank you for your consideration? hope to hear from you shorty. - Strengths? ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer. - I procrastinate? especially if the task is unpleasant. - Qualifications? no education? no experience. - Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets. Answers found on a science test: - You can listen for thunder after lightening and tell how close you were to getting hit? if you didn't hear it? forget it?you've been hit? so never mind. - When they broke open molecules they found that they were stuffed with atoms, and when they broke open atoms, they found they were stuffed with explosives. - A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go. - Lime is a green tasting rock. - There are 26 vitamins, but some of the letters are yet to be found and when they are discovered it means living for ever. - Many dead animals in the past changed into fossils while others preferred to be oil. - To most people solutions mean finding the answers, but to chemists solutions are things that are still mixed up. - Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water. We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe. - In some rocks you will find the fossil footprints of fishes. - A blizzard is when it snows sideways. - A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size. - A monsoon is a French gentleman. - Thunder is a rich source of loudness. - The wind is like the air only pushier. Quote of the day: Spend each day as if it were you're last and you'll be broke by sunset! Quote for the year: Don't worry about the destination? it is how you live the journey that counts! Happy New Year everyone. I hope this is one of your best with good health, many friends and a family who loves you!
