The Reminder is making its archives back to 2003 available on our website. Please note that, due to technical limitations, archive articles are presented without the usual formatting.
A list of some of the funny, real letters kids have written to God: Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, IÕll show You my new shoes. - Mickey Dear God: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - Lucy Dear God: Is it true my father wonÕt get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita Dear God: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil Dear God: What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane Dear God: Did You really mean Òdo unto others as they do unto youÓ? Because if You did, then IÕm going to fix my brother. - Darla Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce Dear God: It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am) Dear God: Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. - Bruce Dear God: If we come back as something else, please donÕt let me be Mary Horton because I hate her. - Denise Dear God: If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set. - Raphael Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam Dear God: I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. - Ruth Dear God: I think about You sometimes even when IÕm not praying. - Elliott Dear God: Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best. - Rob Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it So I bet he stole your idea. - Donna Dear God: I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already. - Charles Dear God: I didnÕt think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene Very Funny! runs Fridays.
