The Reminder is making its archives back to 2003 available on our website. Please note that, due to technical limitations, archive articles are presented without the usual formatting.
Senior Personals... Foxy lady. Sexy, fashion conscious blue haired beauty in '80's, slim, 5'4" used to be 5'6", searching for a sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. Looking for long-term commitment. Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband is looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting and shortness of breath not a problem. Serenity now. I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and medidation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. Winning smile. Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. Beatles or Stones? I still like to rock, still like to cruise my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, lets get together and listen to my eight track tapes. I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our heads together. *Mint condition. Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, and valves; not in running condition but walks well! On the other side of the spectrum: children writing to God... Dear God: Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter... there is nothing there now. Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy and I never asked for anything before... you can look it up. I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart... I had three stitches and a shot. I read the Bible, what does "beget" mean... nobody will tell me. How did you know you were God... who told you? Is it true that my dad will not get to Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the whole world... we only have four people in our family and I can never do it. I like the story about Noah, the best of them all... you really make up some good ones... the walking on water is pretty good, too. My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy... how far back do you go? Do you draw the lines around the countries... if you didn't, who did? Did you mean for Giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy? How come you did all those miracles in the old days... and don't do any now? Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they each had their own rooms... it works out okay for me and my brother Larry. I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet... what's up? Don't forget. If you watch on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes. Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours... or do you just know him through business? It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place... why can't you do that with the moon? I am doing the best I can... really. I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night... that was awesome. * * * Have a great weekend!
