The Reminder is making its archives back to 2003 available on our website. Please note that, due to technical limitations, archive articles are presented without the usual formatting.
You can tell a woman is really in stress when she answers: Well this day was a total waste of make-up! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. Why don't you try to practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. Do they ever shut up on your planet? Do I look like a people person? Well aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? Earth is full... go home! I am not your type... I am not inflatable! I work 48 hours a week to be this poor! Chaos, panic, disorder... my work is done! ÊAmbivalent? Well yes and no! Aww, did I step on your little itty bitty ego? You are depriving some village of an idiot! I am not tense, just terribly alert! If ignoramuses could fly, this place would be an airport! Have a great weekend! Laugh often, love a lot and live life to the fullest!
